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    Joke of the day

    Well my Joke thread is back

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    Re: Joke of the day

    1. What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips.

    2. A new monk shows up at a monastery where the monks spend their time making copies of ancient books. The new monk goes to the basement of the monastery saying he wants to make copies of the originals rather than of others' copies so as to avoid duplicating errors they might have made. Several hours later the monks, wondering where their new friend is, find him crying in the basement. They ask him what is wrong and he says "the word is CELEBRATE, not CELIBATE!"

    3. A blowfly goes into a bar and asks: "Is that stool taken?"

    4. They have just found the gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

    5. A psychoanalyst shows a patient an inkblot, and asks him what he sees. The patient says: "A man and woman making love." The psychoanalyst shows him a second inkblot, and the patient says: "That's also a man and woman making love." The psychoanalyst says: "You are obsessed with sex." The patient says: "What do you mean I am obsessed? You are the one with all the dirty pictures.''
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    Re: Joke of the day

    FUNNY COMMENTS


    1. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with something bigger and heavier.

    2. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

    3. Chemistry jokes are 'So dium' funny.

    4. Six munts ago, I cudn't even spel executiv. Now I am butter.

    5. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

    6. Did you hear about the army pastry chef who desserted?

    7. I did such an excellent job at being born that I even got a certificate for it!

    8. I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.

    9. My Chinese friend died last week. So Yung.

    10. Polo for sale. In mint condition.

    11. Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

    12. I talk to myself. It's the only way I can get intelligent responses.

    13. The Opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

    14. Strange that psychics have to ask you for your name.

    15. Nuns generally wear plain colours because old habits never dye.

    16. Constipated people don't give a crap.

    17. Obesity doesn't run in family. The main problem is nobody runs in family.

    18. How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide.

    19. Is it true that animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

    20. If brains were taxed, you'd get a rebate.

    21. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

    22. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
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    Re: Joke of the day

    A child asked his mother, "How were people born?" So his mother said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

    The child then went to his father, asked him the same question and he told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

    The child ran back to his mother and said, "You lied to me!" His mother replied, "No, your Abba was talking about his side of the family."
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    Re: Joke of the day

    There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me."

    A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me."

    Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"
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    Re: Joke of the day

    To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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    Re: Joke of the day

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    Re: Joke of the day

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    many true things said in jokes

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    Why couldn't the bike go up the hill?

    Because it was too tired.
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