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    To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
    To the realist, the glass is always full, but it is the ratio of water to air that changes within the glass.
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    Re: Joke of the day

    1. Q:What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
    2. A:It gets toad away.
    3. Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
    4. A: "Put it on my bill."
    5. I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
    6. A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
    7. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way.
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    Re: Joke of the day

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    He he he!!!!!!!

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    Re: Joke of the day

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    Good one!

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    Made me chuckle!
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    Re: Joke of the day

    A bride to be goes to a specialist shop to buy a wedding dress. The shop assistant explains to the bride to be: Virgins wear white and others blue. Which will it be madam?

    The bride to be replies: Something in white with just a touch of blue....

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    oopss
    “Pursue one great decisive aim with force and determination.”
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